Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Fashion Smashion

Are we SERIOUS here, people? The fine folks at Nordstrom are pushing these bad boys. They are called 'Star Torn' leggings.


I think 'crack ho' leggings might be a tad more appropriate.


I'm not sure how I feel about these. Seems a little pointless, don't you think?

22 comments:

Jaden Paige said...

ah! hahaha! Those leggings are the ultimate in hideous. What the?!

And the boots. Yeah. Definitely defeats the purpose...

Jaci said...

Wear the leggings AND the boots and people would give you change on the street. And that would be awesome...

Karen said...

Wow. So now I have to pay someone else to put runs in my stockings when I'm already pretty good at doing it myself.

And open-toed boots. Genius. Because if there is one thing I hate about winter, it's not being able to show off my pedicure.

Karen (KayKay) said...

Torn must be in this year. My daughter's friend has jeans that look just like those leggings - and she bought them that way. The boots leave me speechless.

Goldibug said...

LOL! I feel the same way you do. Why don't we just go to our closets, find something we hate, cut the toes off of it and then snag our leggings a hundred times over. We'd save quite a bit of mulah and be in fashion at the same time!

Rebecca Jo said...

I think I threw away about a dozen pairs of leggings like that last year... darn it - should have kept them...

& is that boot a winter shoe or a summer shoe - I'm confused

The Mama said...

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!? Is that stylish now? Holes in your leggings? It looks like tights/hose with runs all over them. I don't like them. And open toed BOOTS!? What were they thinking!? WOW!

Jen said...

Um yeah, I am not getting this either. All I know is if I wore those tights, my kids would just try and stick toys in the holes.

"FINE"al thoughts... said...

Gag! I'm so glad I'm not a fashion queen!

Heather, aka Jake's Mommy said...

Totally crack ho leggings ... Seriously, don't waste your money and pay $50 for those at Nordstroms when the downtown crack ho will take like $3 for her pair and then shipping is free.

And, the boots. I guess some people just love their pedicures.

Pam said...

"crack ho leggings" Best laugh out loud moment of the day!

Robin said...

LOL!!!!
Just when I thought your "crack ho leggings" was funny.....I scroll down and see the boots. Hilarious!

Kelly said...

umm... i'm confused... why would... nevermind.

btw, i found you through SITS!

Krista Gage said...

Those are so terrible they are down right NASTY!

thesixkents said...

Apparently the fashion industry is running low on fresh ideas that can actually BE WORN in public...

Or are we just getting too old to appreciate it? NAh.

Tammy Kling said...

I think the leggings should be called "I got a new kitty leggings" and let's also not forget to consider how if you have an ounce of flab on your legs, it will ooze out of all the holes. Isn't the point to squeeze it all in and give the illusion on smooth skinniness???

The Un-Bride said...

LOL! and YUCK, YUCK, YUCK!

angie said...

I try to see the beauty in all shoes, but those boots? !!!

Modest Gal said...

LOL!!! You're bad and I like you more than those leggings. And I agree with you on those pointless boots...you can't hurt yourself wearing those boots or can you?

Yummy Mammy said...

If the crack wo wore the boots as well then she'd be a crack wo with a cold toe ;-)

Just dropping by from SITS xx

Sarah Greener said...

Wow...... I'm speechless. Those are interesting??

Oh, the self tanner I use and that I really like is the Jergens self tanning lotion. It works pretty well!

Bethany said...

What the freak??? How...weird!!!!!