I confess...we have a magazine rack in our bathroom. We subscribe to a few magazines - my favorites being Oprah Magazine, Real Simple and Entertainment Weekly. Here is what the magazine rack looks like on any given day:
Well, during the past couple of weeks, I have noticed that the magazine rack has looked like THIS when I go in the bathroom:
The magazines are turned around!
I asked both Matt and Zack - have you been turning the magazines around? They both replied that they hadn't, nor had they even noticed it. Well, this went on for a couple more days, til I finally asked Dylan...
Mom: Dylan, have you been turning the magazines around in the bathroom?
Dylan: Yes.
Mom: Why are you doing that?
Dylan: That lady (meaning Oprah Winfrey) has sharp eyes.
Mom: She has "sharp" eyes??
Dylan: Yes, she has sharp eyes and big round hair and I don't want her looking at me while I am on the potty.
And there you have it. Mystery solved.
Monday, February 11, 2008
Don't Look at Me While I am on the Potty
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Hope you guys are all feeling better, too. I like this mystery story... Dylan sounds so funny!
Ew. I wouldn't want Oprah watching me either.... Dylan is the funniest!
That is the funniest post ever! That is so cute that he thinks Oprah is watching him! What a cutie!
I LOVE DYLAN
Savy - he loves and MISSES you, too!
AAAWWWWW!!
visiting for your sits day. that story is too funny.
OMGosh! Hilarious!
I don't think I would like Oprah watching me on the potty either! LOL
Too funny! I don't want someone looking at me either!
That's hilarious!
That is awesome! Happy SITS day!
That is funny and cute.
Happy SITS day
Haha, how funny is that! Too cute ;)
Oh that is just adorable! WE also have Real Simple here and I love it (we also have O magazine). Happy SITS day for South Africa. And your boys are so handsome.
Awww! That is too cute! LOL
Now that is funny!
OMG! Hilarious! I have to agree with your son. I wouldn't want Oprah "watching" me while I was on the toilet either! LOL!
Too cute! And I loved listening to Stevie and Tracey :)
LOL.
your tunes are kickin'
Oprah, stop looking at people when they are on the potty!
lol...fair enough...I don't think I'd want anyone staring at me on the potty either.
I'm with Dylan.
I couldn't argue with that point either!
Funny & cute post!
R.O.F.L.
'that lady has sharp eyes and big round hair'
Oh I can't take it! Too much. Love it.
Ha ha! Cute :)
Oh, but he doesn't mind Uma looking. The boy has good taste!
Aren't kids just too cute!???
that is hysterical!!
Too funny! Kids are the best!
Too cute.
That is both hilarious and spot-on. Brilliant, I tell ya.
that is hysterical!
LOL...
Congrats on being FB today
makes sense to me!
I don't think I would like Oprah watching me either. I wouldn't want her to get one of her "ah-ha moments" after looking at the size of my tush!
Happy SITS Day!
Well, at least you know he's not an exhibitionist! The boy's got a point!
hilarious!
Oh Oprah! Give the kid some privacy!
Congrat's on your SITS spotlight! :)
& I love this! I'd probably do the same thing if we had mag's in the bano.
That reminds me, there's a chain of restaurants (I can't remember which, now) but they have pictures of Elvis in every bathroom stall just staring down at you.. it's so odd! I mean, I love Elvis.. but.. come on :P
hahaha! That is funny! I can sort of understand it, though... lol!
Sharp Eyes... That's a new one, but I like it!
Loooove it!
Happy SITS day!
He has a good point...I don't want anyone, with or without sharp eyes, to watch me on the toilet!
Adorable!
oh man that is too funny! I love your blog! I will be coming back for more!!
HAHAHA! Oprah is watching you.....
Out of the mouth of babes!!! I love it!!
hysterical!HAppy SITS day!
LOL! Sharp eyes! That's great!
Sharp eyes...lol Hilarious!
LOL! That's why I keep Family Circle in there...no people to watch me with their sharp eyes!
Happy SITS day!
That's great! I agree--she does have sharp eyes!
HAHAHAH, ohhhhh man that is so funny!!! Yes, Oprah is the devil. :) Your post are hilarious!
Oh that is too funny! I feel the same way!
Oh so funny! Who could blame him?
OMG,that is really funny, and I agree with him completely - Oprah does have kind of "sharp eyes".
Oh gosh that is too funny - well, I'm sure that they are Photoshopped Sharp Eyes anyways. I never thought of this before but most of my magazines seem to have pictures of food or flowers on the cover, not people! Or maybe I subconsciously put the people covers underneath those?? Most of 'em are usually left opened on the page I stopped reading when I was in the tub last anyway.
Happy SITS Day!!
Happy sits day...
OMG this is hilarious...thanks for the great laugh this morning...
will be back to check the rest of your blog later...gotta get to work now. Have a great day
Haha..she has sharp eyes! What we will do for a little privacy!
This is another funny one! Love it!
Hee, so funny!
*giggle*
That's hilarious!! Little boys are so cute!
That's too funny! Some people I knew from middle school started a band and ended up designing a line of clothing for Kohl's and they were on the cover of the circular. It was in my friend's bathroom while I went in there and I had to turn it upside down - I couldn't have them watching me tinkle! :p
I don' blame him - I don't want Oprah watching me either! LOL
Funny!!!
Happy Sits day!
BlogBaby
hehe. I do remember having to take down posters and hiding them under my bed because some teeny-bopper was staring at me all night. ha!
Makes sense to me!
That's just too cute!
Yeah, that would creep me out too.
That's so funny! Thanks for the laugh!
That lady DOES have sharp eyes. ; )
Too funny! I think i'd be scared too if Oprah was starting at me like that, especially when i was on the potty!
Well duh! Makes perfect sense...and I am rofl!! ;)
That's funny! But there are people on the other side of the mags too?!
Who can blame him? That is just too funny!!
That's hysterical!!!
LOL!
I've never given it that much thought... but now, I have to agree! It is a little creepy to have Oprah stare at you whilst you do your business.
LOL, True I don´t want Oprah watching me in the potty either!
Oh my gosh, that's hysterical!! Just stopping by to say hello from SITS!
Stopping by from SITS. That is funny and he does have a point. My pug pup thinks she needs to go into the bathroom with every that goes in there. Don't know if she thinks we need moral support or what, but I can relate to the eyes looking at you...lol
Congrat's on your SITS day! That's a totally funny story. I think I'm with him on that ... I wouldn't want anyone watching me on the toilet! :)
That's hilarious! I could see my daughter doing the same thing, she is very particular about her bathroom time.
LOL! That's funny! I actually used to get weirded out by the pictures of my parent's on the wall outside the bathroom when I went potty. Yes, the door is opened...lol! Weird how we think.
Hahaha, that is too funny! I've actually turned around a magazine or two myself (sshhh don't tell anyone). Sometimes there is just someone on the cover you don't need seeing your business.
StampinMom :-)
Ha!
oh my goodness that is hilarious!! you know I was in the bathroom once and felt so weird because on the back of the stall there was a poster of an upcoming speaker just looking at me!! so freaky
That's pricless.
Congrats on your SITS day.
That is so funny!
OH that is so cute, but he's right ya know, she DOES have rather piercing eyes...
How hilarious! Just like a kid to say something like that isn't it!? I love it! Bless his little soul for just wanting some privacy.
LOL. Happy SITS day.
That is too good! Just tells like it is, doesn't he?
Lol, I wouldn't want Oprah watching me either!
That is so cute and funny!!
Now that's one perceptive kiddo!!
Hilarious! No, I don't want Oprah looking at me while I'm on the potty either.
hopelessly ordinary
he does have a point there.
That is hysterical!
Oh, what a cute little fart! (pardon the pun) I wouldn't want her looking at me either!
Haha! My sister and I ad NKOTB posters covering our walls as kids and we refused to change clothes in our bedroom bc we felt like they were watching us! :)
Just making my SITStah rounds. This was HILARIOUS! I can't wait to go share this one with the hubby and kids. Have a great day! CONGRATS on being in the spotlight! <3
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Hilarious! But, then again, I don't think I'd want Oprah watching me #1 or #2 either.
And, after seeing your bathroom mag rack I am feeling the need to reorganize mine...it looks more like a trash bin! LOL
How funny. Only a child could come up with something like that.
This cracks me up. My hubby does this. With ALL the magazines. At least, the ones with faces on the cover. :)
I appreciate him being so modest. :)
Have a great day!
Funny, we use to have a Santa that would do the same thing, my husband started refuses to have 'him' in the bathroom with him :)
great story
I know what he means.. I feel that way about pictures on the wall....Seems like they're staring.
kids,,thats all i can say. gotta love em for their info. :)
ha!
your pics are so pretty.
That's hilarious.
I totally agree that one must have some privacy when using the potty...even if it is Oprah
You know... until they explain it, things don't make sense. Then... it kinds does once you see how their minds are working. Too cute!
That is funny! And I don't blame him - Oprah is the LAST person I'd want watching me in the bathroom!
Hilarious! I see you taught him well about stranger-danger! ;-)
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